Saturday, September 08, 2007

Dumbest Thing Ever...

Paris Hilton is suing over the use of her picture and catchphrase "That's hot" on a greeting card. Hilton sued Hallmark Cards Inc. in U.S. District Court seeking an injunction and unspecified damages to be determined at trial.

According to the lawsuit filed Thursday, the card is titled "Paris's First Day as a Waitress" and shows a photo of Hilton's face on a cartoon of a waitress serving a plate of food to a patron. In a dialogue bubble she says, "Don't touch that, it's hot." The customer cartoon asks, "What's hot?" She answers, "That's hot."

The suit says Hilton owns the trademark "That's hot," which was registered on Feb. 13, 2007.


You gotta be fucking kidding me.


The FA stopped out last night at the corner bar. His wife and kid were having dinner with my next sex conquest so the FA swung by for the second half of the Brewer's game. I don't know what it is about married life, but the guy just couldn't sit still.

FA: Let's go to [bar down the street]. They migh have some eye candy there.

Me: No, that's ok.

FA: Let's go to the casino.

Me: No, I think I've pushed my luck enough there lately.

FA: How about Silk? (local strip club)

Me: You know I don't like spending money on women unless they're putting out.

I don't know what it was but he couldn't just sit there and watch sports. Oh, and then the fucker took some of my beer! (Don't worry, I think I got him back already. Just wait till his wife reads that he suggested the strip club. She hates strip clubs.) So the FA took off and I ended up playing pool with the bartender/pool mentor (he wasn't working) and Shaky D. Overall it was a good night. The damn Brewer's started at 6:00 so by the time midnight rolled around I was pretty much done.

This morning I found out that old condoms are not good for both having sex and whacking off. I don't know how old it was, my three years old, but it just didn't have any zing left to it. I don't know how it happened but it was like a balloon after you inflate it and let the air out. It just wasn't satisfying.

Oh, and that High School Musical girl? It is ok to look at her nude pic, you know, because she's 18, right? Seriously, that's ok right? Please tell me I'm not alone in this. Oh goodness.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe what I said was "I bet you wouldn't even leave if I suggested going to Silk?" Christ man...

Anonymous said...

and I do believe I said we should go looking for eye candy for you. R u trying to put me in divorce court here or what?

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

that's hot.

i wonder if that picture was taken when she was 18 or if she was 17 when it was taken.

hmmm...

Anonymous said...

B...she'd do in a pinch.

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