Vacation Notes

Ok, last post for a week, sorry. But when I’m on vacation I ain’t posting shit, eat it. Leaving for Cancun at 6:15, be at the airport at 4:00, painful. AM. Fuck that. But I’ll be in 90 degree weather six hours later, so all’s good. Ok, slightly loaded as I post this. Yahoo girl sent me a text on Thursday, asking if I was out. But of course she didn’t swing by, I don’t get it. My place was on her way home. I know she stated she just wanted to have a new friend, but on the way home? What does she want with me? 15 emails every day, is that all? Am I her email hoar? I guess we’re going bowling on Tuesday when I get back, but we’ll wait and see. In other news, I was checking out hotels in NYC close to Third and Long, $220 a night? Are you fucking kidding me? With airfare and hotel I could go to Cancun for less than a three night stay in NYC. So the roommate (Renter, she’s been upgraded for her driving last night to the casino, $300 in 7 minutes and left, thank you!) has a pad pretty much guaranteed (Swanny), but me being a tall white guy would be stuck underneath some bridge burning cardboard for warmth. What the fuck is it with women and getting their way? I had the roommate get me beer at a downtown bar last night since she had tits and got the beer in no time. Tits mean swift service? I need to do more pushups, or go to a gay bar since I’d get served my beer in cable internet speed time. So when I get back I’m going to post my picture and hopefully Swandaddy can find some decent woman (not Madame X!) to house me for Dec 17, 18, and 19th. If not the trip to NY is looking pretty slim. I’ll even put out if need be, or I can be the silent sleeper on the couch (don’t mind the snoring). I mean, Roth IRA time is coming up in April and I can’t blow $700 on a trip to NYC just to have a little fun, B to the… is a little more responsible than that. Ok, I lie, B to the… is responsible but, after winning $300 at the casino, the second (not the first) thing that went through my head was the strippers in Cancun do IT for $300, and I mean do IT. Don’t put me down, I was there once by myself for one week and I had friends coming down the second week, I got lonely, and she had this ass and rack, I couldn’t resist. Yes, even though I’m a semi attractive guy (so I’ve been told), I paid for sex, and it really wasn’t all that good. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try it again. I mean shit, big boobs, nice ass, $300? Bring it on! I’m an ass. Only problem is I rarely orgasm off of sex, especially with the concrete condoms they give you, lord help me, I’m going down fast. And being loaded didn’t help either, could go two hours without shooting the side of a barn when loaded, any women turned on yet? 6’4, 215 lb white guy with a penis that needs briefs to keep it in check? Oh, and I should still be tan in December, don’t know if that helps at all. I’m sure the roommate will send photos to the Swann (the Swann, sounds important), so we’ll see. Please help a cheap tall white boy, he’ll be kind and courteous, he’ll even pay for $1 taps of Bud Light. I really am a nice guy, but I’ll be sitting on the beach for the next week so I hope you all are jealous. Love much.
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