My Jeep

2002 Jeep Wrangler.  44,000 miles.  I just massaged the engine with it's 21st oil change.  This baby's gonna last forever!

7/31/2014 Market

I only lost $3,700 today. Ouch. I know, in the last couple years I've made a lot, good returns, but these one day swings really get to me.

Ugh.

Grass

After a week of watering my lawn every night, I've come to the realization that I didn't spray weed killer on my grass, but instead weed AND grass killer.  Stupid beer.

Wabbits

These two little cuties/fuckers are driving my dog crazy.

Brewers Broadcast

Today they have the Fox 6 broadcasters calling the Brewers game. Not the same as having Brian Anderson and Bill Schoeder doing it.

Brushing Teeth

I ran out of toothpaste on Tuesday night.  It's now Thursday afternoon.  I need to stop at a store on the way home from work to pick some up; feeling pretty grubby.  I've been brushing with Listerine but it just isn't the same.

Brian Anderson

Brian Anderson is back doing Brewer's games.  Missed you, buddy.

Jeepin

My Jeep's looking like it should have for the last twelve years.

Clash of Clans

The last couple months I've been on the Clash of Clans game (and neglecting the blog).  I'm sure this summer, if it ever gets here, will bring more drunken hijinx for me to post.  Till then be patient.

Not Those People

My neighbor has her daughter over.  And her daughter's kids.  Dear lord, please don't ruin my Sunday.  Those people?

Probably saying the same thing about me when they heard me crack a beer at 9:00 am.

Deposit

I remember whacking off last night, but I can't remember where I did it.  Bedroom?  Bathroom?  Kitchen?

Wait, I did whack off last night, right?

How I Met Your Mother

The Roommie and I have followed "How I Met Your Mother" throughout the years, and we must admit, we both shed a tear or two watching the series finale.  I pretty much knew I would, but the Roommie's tears made me feel just a little better about crying over a TV show.

Here's to wishing Ted and Robin the best!

B-Day

Yeah, it's my birthday.  The FA (Financial Advisor for those not in the loop) sent me a card, bless his heart.  And his chicken scratchings.

I'm 6,4", 235 lbs so he calls me Mongloid, for no other reason than that (I hope).

Mercer's Monty Brown

Mercer's Monty Brown suffered a concusion during their win over the Duke Blue Devils.  What might be one of the biggest upsets of the NCAA tournament and he can't remember the game.  That's gotta suck.

Summer

I can't wait for nice weather.  For the snow to melt.  To fire up the lawn mower and mow the lawn.  To do small outdoor projects.  Just something...

Something to give me a reason to not have beers at 8:00 in the morning.

One can do laundry while having beers, but matching socks gets a little challenging.  And searching for the "missing" sock, that's already in the dresser...  Uhg.

Icy Hot

So I've developed this elbow pain.  At first it started on the inside of my elbows, and I attributed that to masturbating too much.  I actually made an adjustment and started using my left hand and that seemed to fix the problem (but gave me frustrations getting it on, or off).  But now I think I've developed tendonitis in my elbows, probably from not warming up before benching 185 lbs.

I just have to be careful and not touch my penis after applying this IcyHot to my elbows.

Salt on the Sidewalk

If you knew me you would not find it odd that I meticulously shoveled my sidewalks around the $20 worth of salt I spread on them last week.

I couldn't just shovel the salt and toss it on the mounds of snow to the side.

Beer Theory

I'm currently trying to drink as much beer as possible on a Saturday to hopefully get sick of it by Monday.  Will keep you posted on the progress.

Mac N Cheese

I could not be a short order cook when it takes me 30 minutes (min?) to make Mac N Cheese.  I'd suck.

Non-alcoholic Beer

I know there's not a big market for this stuff, but for a guy who loves beer, just the taste of beer, man, this doesn't even compare to Milwaukee's Best Light.  Going from light beer to this water is a little rough, but all in the name of being a responsible adult...

And why does it cost twice as much?