Ridiculousness

I don't like to admit it, but I have blown beer out of my nose more than once watching Dyrdek's Ridiculousness.  Granted I'm enjoying beer for most of the weekend, but I try to keep it in my mouth most of the time.

NBA Players Union

Looking at the list of the players on the Executive Committee, did they pick the short straw to be nominated to the committee?  Could you get less intelligent people in there?  Who's representing Kwame Brown and his $9 mil contract?

My Two Cents on Subway

On Fridays the cafeteria at my work is closed.  I love the cafeteria.  I usually eat breakfast, First Lunch, and Second Lunch there every day.  (Second Lunch is at 1:30 and the cafeteria lady usually loads up my plate verses throwing the food away.)  But yesterday, being a Friday, it was closed.  So I walked over to Subway.  They're having a special before 9:00 am, buy one get one free.  I ordered the bacon, egg and cheese on flat bread.  Two six inch sandwiches came to $3.98.  I gave the guy a $20.  He gave me $16 back.

"Thank you, have a good day."

I looked at him for a second, blew it off and walked out the door.  Halfway out the door I heard him open the register and put my $.02 in the tip jar.

Who does that?

I still made out on the deal as I got paid for sitting on the shitter for 30 minutes that afternoon.  I was going to walk to city hall but only made it to the first floor when I realized "Subway" wanted out, like right then and there.  Those jalapenoes burn the second time through.

In other news, I used to be 220/230.  220 lbs before drinking, 230 lbs after.  I know I've been pretty religous with the weights lately, and my pants still fit like usual, but Friday, after steaks and veggies and beer, I topped out at 240.  I thought it might have been a fluke but I confirmed it this morning with a weigh in at 230.  I hope to be back to 240 by 3:00 today, if you know what I'm saying.

I am a 3.5%er

I signed the 15 yr 3.5% refi today, will save me a boat load of money.  I'm just happy I qualified for it.  I celebrated with a ribeye from Sam's Club.  Actually a small celebration after I unloaded and had two ribeyes on Sunday.  Glad it got done, though.  I was worried Bank of America would be calling, being the 17th and all.  And, surprisingly, I'll get a little cash back (escrow taxes plus $500!), might pick up a new $125 lawn mower.

Once I get that, the ladies will be throwing themselves at me. Well worth the investment.  You know how the ladies like the power tools...

Bath

They couldn't have cleaned her up a little before her swan song?

Thirty Five

I recently turned 35.  I'm not sure what to make of this yet.

I'm refinancing the house with a 15 yr 3.5% loan this Friday.  I'd think that would be a step up, home paid off when I'm 50.

I also shit myself while whacking off, and still finished.  Not sure if that's a step up or not but I've gone 35 years without that hapenning, that might be a record in some peoples books.